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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/28/2008 08:52:48)
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/28/2008 10:38:52)
Ahh 29 Palms if only that were true. Great bit of poking fun at our good friend Glen. And all this time I thought ex-marines were stuffy old coots, who bowed down to their fatigues every morning at sunrise. Jerry
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/28/2008 11:42:12)
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/28/2008 13:42:31)
First 29Palms we steam Lobster & Clams (BAKED ????) ,second you forgot the CCWV pin is suitable for milking,I was not elected it was a military coup,I am now KING of Cowhampshire so please remember to bow to your master !
Next Jim you are fired as protector of the court Jerry is now titled protector of Cowhampshire (reason was your posting WHAT ??? Jim) my court is made up of Frank,Paul,Sean,Scott and Sprit Eyes,Chief Judge is Jinxy,Jim shall now be chief royal bottle an dish washer(thought you had my six !), 29Palms is now the offical court jester & scrubber of floors(thought you had me by my 00s did you). Being KING the Govenor appointed by me shall remember my royal farts hold more power than he as well the rest of the minions in Cowhampshire, as for the FEDs they shall be wise to heed my royal court and their proclamations or face rule under my iron fist (after all they have no military forces here now do they). After all I did win them a Cold War !!!!!
KING Glen the first, keeper of the CCWV, ruler of C.H.
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/28/2008 14:03:26)
It's been a while since I been up for those clams, but I must have confused it with a CLAM PLATE instead of what I called a CLAM BAKE??? Those huge onion rings and clams with tartar sauce and ketchup??? Anyhow, with such a small coastline that one can practically walk from Portsmouth to rye beach in five minutes flat, THE KINGDOM OF COWSHIRE does enjoy a wide selection of great seafoods. But remember to officially request safe passage while traveling inside the KINGDOM OF COWSHIRE for there are MASSHOLES and MAINIACS running rampant around its borders. Mostly in quest for purchasing good liquor at a no state tax state. Jim, I was stationed in 29 Palms for three months. I went to MCCES MCAGCC. Marine Corps Communications and Electronics Schools, Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center. I was going through MOS 2531 Field Radio Operator course there. No I have never gone to Barstow. I was all over Yucca Valley, Indio, Palm Springs, LA and San Diego though. I left every other weekend to either LA or Palm Springs just to get out of base.
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/28/2008 16:21:28)
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/28/2008 17:19:52)
Ignorant knave a Cowhampshire is as any true C.H.er knows a cross breed of cow/pig & sheep, is used to trim around power lines as well mow lawns an provide fuel for politicans :)
The Cowhampshire coat of arms you have seen at the last page (bottom)the royal finger on a field of green trimed in gold, our motto is "God helps those whom help themselves and God help them if the don't" our bird is the sap sucker,insect is the bastard black fly,tree swamp maple and domestic animal the Cowhampshire.
The Massholes an Mainiacs are allowed passage to keep the economy booming as they are noted for there heavy drinking to go with their clam plates an lobster feasts, this also feeds our huge economy with the latter arrested from overstaying their welcome.
The population in winter is around 100,000 and has a slight rise in summer of 1.5 million most of whom are at the beach or the pond north of Alton, winters are mild an run from Oct to May in the North or from Nov to April in the South mild temps and slight snow in both.
We boast the best roads in all NewEngland with the finest frost heave jumping and pot hole drops in the nation even in summer,this time of year those on motercycle enjoy some fine eating as we had a bumper crop of June bugs early for the upcomming event (motorcycle weekend) as well an abundance of black flies.
Also Bullwinkle and Bambie abound as last year out of state hunters could not hit sh-t and the driving public again has an interesting comute in Cowhampshire playing tag with some of our wild game(Please remember to ask Fish & Game to validate).
One will find our gas prices right up their with the nation as we hold our own, so do not feel shy over the fact you might pay less one will find they pay their share or more.
Also the Mt.Washington offers veterans a discount and drops them off nightly on the big pond !
Please enjoy your stay in Cowhampshire spend all your money then get the hell out :)
KING Glen(the first) the great and wonderful of C.H.
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/28/2008 17:26:20)
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/28/2008 18:28:34)
And anybody overstaying their visit to Cowhampshire, will be tossed into the lake Winnepesoukie of course with your feet in concrete block. Especially the loud ones that booze it up and have diarhea of the mouth.
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/29/2008 03:22:34)
Jim I have granted you a pardon as well promoting you to Protector of the Border Cowhampshire Homeland Security in charge of keeping illegals in. (they are needed to do the jobs Cowhampshiren's will not for the wages offered)
For anyone seeking employment in Cowhampshire we have many benifits,such as health (you stay in good health or are put to death)no crime(break the law you will be put to death)free housing (you sleep under the stars) free meals (you are entitled to eat all the roots and bugs found)Vacation (stop working your put to death) retirement (put to death or drop dead on your own) Elections (you are allowed to vote me KING for life) are just a few of the many.
Visitors to Cowhampshire are allow as long as they or family keep sending tribute and spend it at our many gift shops just a small list of our many items on sale (I watched the Old Man of the Mountain Drop Dead) the ever popular( I LOVE KING GLEN) teeshirts & ballcaps as well mugs and glasses.
Tours of Cowhampshire can be booked with 29Palms at (505)555-5555 24/7) as this is his third job to pay tribute for being allowed the honor of Jester and floor scruber or visit him on the rack doing his streching after his alloted hour off. We in Cowhampshire set no limits getting you from your money as well out of it ,please if you have any problems Jerry shall be glad to introduce our hand picked service team to convince you what a great time you had !
Best wishes knaves KING Glen
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/29/2008 07:36:06)
Man, you don't sound like King of Cowhampshire. You sound like that sheriff of Maricopa County in Arizona with his boot camp style jail. I thought you was a kind king.
(Message edited by 29Palms On 05/30/2008 18:28:58)
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/29/2008 07:39:21)
True Jerry. Maybe the Marine Corps never really got to me. I faked that gung ho crap to make it through boot camp. In a way, you could say I was a little JESTER cuz when the Drill instructor turned his back, I would make these ugly faces. But not because I was making fun of the guy, but more like I was in serious pain!!!!
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/29/2008 08:56:18)
hey, how did i get dragged in? :-)
and clams? steam mine with lots of good fresh butter on the side. fried are fine, as long as they still have the bellies and not those silly strips.
lobstar? only for tourists. who show up about a week after the black flies. and just as much of a pain. :-)
any chance i could also have some deer meat? bear is a tad too greasy. moose is ok too.
and for gosh sakes, don't forget the dang steamed fiddleheads. i like mine with butter and vinegar. :-)
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/29/2008 13:56:56)
Ok, as a transplanted Mainiac (from Indiana), I was doing more than a little salavating with all the talk of
lobster. Fried clams are ok am not really crazy about them, but the mention of the little know fiddleheads
got me. They are only available for a short time, and are one of the best things going. It does make one
wonder, who was the first to say I am going to eat that weed.
Jerry
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/29/2008 15:51:52)
Steamers,hadock,scalops with fiddle heads(willing to try them)Dandelion Greens,Corn on the Cob 29Palms see what you started from a 30 rack and some JD ROFLOL
Glen :)
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/29/2008 17:28:53)
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/30/2008 17:07:42)
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/30/2008 18:30:51)
Jim, thanks for that clarification. MARICOPA SHERIFF Joe Apaio. Not governor of AZ.
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/30/2008 22:53:03)
Knave do not presume to dictate to the KINGS Board what to recomend, all choices made by them sent to the KING Glen are final (unless I change their minds)as for this Sheriff he is far to soft hearted allows them to live like the military what kind of punishment is that ?
As 29Palms has well pointed out he is not even seen fit as a govenor how the hell was he picked as a sheriff how many has he put to death,my pal in Cueba Fiddel has done more to decrease the surplus population and has improved recreation wth boat tours to Florida.
This Cold War you are allways whinning about was it fought in the winter so why you do not wear your long underware, also I do not understand this freedom you keep talking about for people are your peoples insane?
This election thing why you young peoples not use coup to rule like old days of communism an like I KING Glen ?
Last whats God have to do with it to have medals for those whom did nothing, you gots to visit strange lands an some gots to kill them and for free no less and you ask God ?
King Glen gives medals for oppression not freedom your sick jokes are not welcome Knave so KING Glen reminds you keep this medal an freedom talk to yourself I will not have this in MY KINGDOM !
KING Glen forgets your tresspass for now and has new mission you shall go to this Canada to north and take over we need Glensaw Pact to have more nations to control for peoples.
As allways your Great & Wonderfull KING Glen (whom you shall love or else)
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/31/2008 07:43:34)
Hip hip Hooooorayyyy....Hip hip Hooooraaaayyyyy. Long live the King. And the little people in the kingdom of Cowshire all went home happy knowing they had a good king taking care of them. They sang, they drank, they danced, they ate and they traded medals amongst each other at their local American Legions, VFW's, Amvets, and all were accepted with no strings attached except the medals that KING NIKE passed along to them for bravery in Cowshire would be the only QUALIFIER. "Pass me the bee- aaah. Leave the ca-ah heah so the fuzz don't take you to the slammah!
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/31/2008 15:00:31)
Hauumpth thats what I get for being a Great KING overthrown I shall now live here in exile while your King Nike reigns and I don't care where they park their dam ca-ahhhs !
The former KING Glen of Cowhampshire :(
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/31/2008 17:03:27)
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/31/2008 18:04:42)
Santa Fe is a beautiful place. Sangre de Cristo mountains right there looking down on the town. I wish I could live there.
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:05/31/2008 21:47:18)
Palms, Santa Fe is a very nice place, but has become a very expensive place to live. A lot of nice homes that cost in the millions. Love the territorial style adobe homes, but I couldn't afford to buy one. A nice place to visit for a few days, but costly for an old retired type, like me.
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:06/01/2008 08:23:01)
ELIGIBILITY FOR REINSTATEMENT IN KINGDOM OF COWSHIRE
Must have served as King HONORABLY
Must have deployed to the White Mountains in summer time
Must have spent at least 30 consecutive days or 60 nonconsecutive days at the White Mountains in winter
Must have been King for 24 consecutive months excluding CHARM SCHOOL and other training
Must have been kicked out of at least three bars in COWHampshire with verifiable proof
Must have not served as a KING IN RESERVES. No part timers slackers another words
Must have smacked three tourist in the head with live lobster claws..
If one was prior commander of American Legion/VFW, or Amvets, your reinstatement will be nullified due to you being a boozer that needs help.
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:06/02/2008 13:45:13)
Well, being from the Great State of Colorado...I myself prefer MEAT... as in from the Cow... as in a huge T-bone off the grill! No you don't put any stupid steak sauce on it either! I can take the sea food or leave it... usually I leave it...Sorry....
However... since I of course support our new King...I apply for the position of executioner! I have just the icon for that position too! If appointed I promise to keep my axe dull at all times and have all of the tools of my trade immediatly avaliability.
And King Glen... we will always have your back... as long as it is safe!
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:06/04/2008 17:24:27)
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:06/04/2008 18:48:53)
Jinxy is a Colorado boy. He can make the COLORADO COOL AID.
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:06/05/2008 15:20:28)
Well, I can Drink Colorado Cool Aid... as long as it is from Ft Collins and not Golden Colorado!!!
I make a much better Executioner than I ever would a King...Thus I don't know how many supjects I would have... but they would be obedient!!!
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RE:New Group of Veterans (A SATIRE)
(Date Posted:06/05/2008 15:21:25)
(good grief I wish I knew what the heck we were talking about!)
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